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Chantix Commercial – SNL

Chantix Commercial – SNL


>>>CHANTIX PRESENTS, REAL
STORIES, REAL PEOPLE.>>I’M KELLY, AND I QUIT SMOKING
WITH CHAN TICKS.>>KELLY IS A REAL CHAN TICKS
USER. SHE IS NOT AN AL QAEDA ACTRESS.
>>WELL, ACTUALLY, IT’S FUNNY YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE YOU KNOW, I
USED TO BE AN ACTRESS.>>BUT SHE’S NOT ANYMORE.
SHE’S JUST HERE TO GIVE A TESTIMONIAL.
>>ALL RIGHT.>>UNLIKE OTHER METHODS, CHAN
TICKS WORKS BY REDUCING THE URGE TO SMOKE.
>>THAT’S AN URGE I USED TO GET CONSTANTLY.
BUT CHAN TICKS WAS DIFFERENT. SORT OF LIKE MY TAKE ON OPHELIA
IN THE VILLAGE PLAYERS’ PRODUCTION OF HAMLET.
>>BUT THAT WAS JUST COMMUNITY THEATER.
SO LET’S GET BACK TO CHAN TICKS.>>IT WON AN AWARD, SO —
>>FOR ACTING?>>WE WON FOR COSTUMES.
HAHA, NOW THAT I QUIT SMOKING I HAVE MORE ENERGY TO DO THE
THINGS THAT MATTER TO ME LIKE GARDENING OR WORKSHOPING
CHARACTERS FOR MY ONE WOMAN SHOW.
BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT. ASK MY NANA FROM THE OLD
COUNTRY.>>OH, YOU SHOULDN’T NOT SMOKE.
>>BUT WE ARE NOT TALKING TO THAT PERSON.
WE ARE TALKING TO KELLY, ABOUT CHAN TICKS.
>>WHEN I HAD KIDS, I KNEW I HAD TO GIVE UP SMOKING.
WHEN I TRIED QUITTING WITHOUT CHAN TICKS.
I WAS LIKE –>>CALLY SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON
HER SUCCESS WITH CHAN TICKS BECAUSE SHE’S A REAL PERSON, NOT
AN ACTRESS.>>WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL, I
TOLD MYSELF, YOU ARE GOING — YOU ARE GOING TO BE SOMEBODY.
>>NO ONE IS BUYING IT, KELLY.>>DAMN IT.
>>SIDE EFFECTS OF CHAN TICKS MAY INCLUDE NAUSEA, FATIGUE —
>>IT IS A BOOM BOX. FINE, IT’S A BOOM BOX.
>>DRY MOUTH, AND KIDDING YOURSELF ABOUT YOUR LEVEL OF
TALENT.>>HERE’S THE THING.
I I WILL DO NUDITY, FULL, THE TOP AND THE UNDER.
THE WHOLE NINE.>>CHAN TICKS, REAL STORIES,
REAL PEOPLE. NOT ACTORS.
>>I’M TALKING FULL BUSH. [ LAUGHTER ]
[ APPLAUSE ]

62 comments

I quit smoking 20 years ago with Nicotrel. Of course, I’ve also been in a coma for the last 20 years but that’s not what we’re here to talk about.

how about the Ray Liotta commercial for Chantix? He seems SO angry through the whole thing, like he REALLY needs a cigarette!
(plus, he is an actor too)

Personal headcanon: this woman and Cecily’s 24 Hour Energy for Dating Actresses character are one and the same.

Wow. I thought this was going to be a comedy skit. I was surprised to find out it was that chick from SNL s real story of quitting smoking. I'm glad it was cause it sure wasnt funny.

If you want to see a funny chantix spoof- watch zebra corner ray liotta played by mahk. Now that shit is funny, this is eh..

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