Tucker (off-screen): We’re rolling!
Dan: Shit. Arin: Welcome to the 10 Minute Power Hour. My name is Arin Hanson. (My name’s Dan). This is Dancin’ Hanson. Dan: It’s not. Hello. It’s nice to see you again.
Arin: It’s Dan Avidan. Dan: Yes.
Arin: *clears throat* Did you have a good morning? Dan: I did have a good morning, how are you? Arin: Today we’re gonna … we’re gonna have- we’re gonna play something really exciting. Dan: Do the Urkel! It’s everybody’s favor- mmm… Can you Urkel your way to a win? I dunno if that’s a verb…
Arin: This game was purchased at a Goodwill for $2. Dan: What a fucking ripoff. There was a show in the early 90s called Family Matters.
Arin: Do you really have to explain it? (Yeah.) I guess you do, fuck. Dan: Dude, it’s 27 years ago. Arin: *spot-on Steve Urkel impersonation*
Did I do that? Dan: Yeah, and Steve Urkel was a bit character he was like a super nerdy kid and, uh… then he became like the focal point of the show. Arin: That’s right.
Dan: And he got his own board game! Arin: And Dan only just realized the pun in “Family Matters”. Dan: Yeah, see because you’re not just discussing “family matters”, they’re also saying that family “matters”. You see because the, um… Arin: Yeah, they get it.
Dan: So many things involved. Arin: You can actually get our colors, but we have to swap seats. See, blue and pink. *various crashing and banging noises* Arin: It feels weird over here.
Dan: It doesn’t feel right, it feels weird, right? Arin: Here’s how this Urkel the game works. This has all kinds of Urkel lyrics and sayings, because the whole point of this game is to be Urkel! Dan: Such as: *in another spot-on Urkel impression* “No sweat my pet,” “I’m bad to the bone,” and
Arin: “Got any cheeeeeeeese?” Dan: He actually had kind of a Spongebob voice before Spongebob. *Spongebob laughter ensues* Dan: Be the first to collect eight bowtie cards.
Arin: That’s not stupid at all. (It’s not stupid!) Dan: The best thing to remember about Do the Urkel is it’s not stupid! *Arin laughs* Arin: Why don’t they just make them cards? You can’t shuffle these. They’re an odd shape.
Dan: They’re bowties. How would we make bowties if they were just normal cards? Sorry to play devil’s advocate on this.
Arin: Place them face up in this little array. (Okay.) We take our turns. (Uh huh.) and then when we roll it, it says what card you take.
Dan: Okay (So) and that’s the pose you have to do? (Yes.) Dan: Microphone test *burp* Arin: But when you take the card, you gotta do the pose! (Okay.) Dan: And just to reiterate, It’s not stupid.
Arin: It’s definitely not stupid. There are these action cards that you can take. We have to… Imitate Urkel. (Mm-hmm). So make millions of dollars daily and fuck beautiful women. When you get in your bow tie, you can play against the other player.
Dan: Oh my god, Arin. Do we have seven hours? Like… Arin: And then Do the Urkel! Dan: Okay. Oh, all right.
Arin: But I’ll explain Do the Urkel when it happens. Dan: God this is… Not stupid. Arin: If you get the same card you have to Do the Urkel. Yes. Alright you ready to play?
Dan: Chop chop baby, make it happen. Arin: Go ahead and roll. You win that card (I win that card!). Do you want to roll again?
Dan: I’m gonna risk and roll. What? How crazy!
Arin: Wild card! You can pick whichever one you want! Dan: Oh my god!
Arin: You got two bowties on your (I did) first turn. Dan: God, that’s exciting.
Arin: Well, you have to do the actions dude. What the fuck!? Dan: Oh, what are the actions? (You skipped it.) Oh. Hey! and… Oh. O.o *laughs* Arin: This game’s fun. *laughs* Dan: Way to put your whole heart and soul into it.
Arin: And then there’s this one which is… Dan: Someone made a million dollars creating this.
Arin: Now do you want to risk and roll? Dan: Yes, I’m gonna risk and roll! Yes! (Nice). I’ll take these bowties. (Holy shit) Roll again? I can’t do that. That’s not a pose, but I can do this one. Arin: That was pretty good. (Anyway ….) It’s just another step towards our crushing heat death…WILD CARD! (Oh my god) I’m gonna grab the roll again now. Dan: Oh, you’re risking it all? (Risking it all.) You crazy son of a bitch. Arin: Yes! (You did it.) Dan: You did it. They’re all yours.
Arin: Gonna take ’em. I got the finger, which is… Dan: You’re gonna get the finger. What?
Arin: And then I got this one, which is just him kind of going… Dan: Good stuff. (WOOO!) Oh my god.
Arin: You could choose whichever one you want!
Dan: I’m gonna stop… (Shit.) with the Sing the Urkel song. (Holy fuck dude.) Cause I don’t want to lose my opportunity! *♪ Phat nasty beatboxing gets dropped ♪* ♪ Now if you wanna do to Steve Urkel dance, ♪ ♪ All you have to do is hitch up your pants.
Bend your knees and stick out your pelvis.
I’m telling you, baby! ♪ ♪ It’s better than Elvis
Do it. Do it.
Everybody do the fucking Urkel dance! ♪ ♪ Now point your fingers up to the sky and talk through your nose way up high! ♪ ♪ Spin and dip, jump and cavort and finish it off with a laugh and a snort! ♪ “♪” Heh heh heh *snort*
Heh heh heh heh *snort snort*
Heh heh Heh heh Heh heh Heh heh ♪” ♪ Do it do it everybody do the Urkel dance! ♪ I just want you to know it actually says
“Heh heh heh *snort*
Heh heh heh heh *two snorts*”. So I was- I’ve really really fucking worked hard at that. Arin: I got four on this side and three on this side, and a roll again and a Do the Urkel and I got to do this pose. Whatever this one is. (Okay.) Dan *laughs* Imitate Urkel. Yes, please (Nice) Dan: And I’ll… roll again and laugh and snort. (Wow!), What? Oh my god, dare I?
Arin: Roll again? Dan: *whispers* I’m gonna! Arin: Holy shit. In unison: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Arin: Now, Dan, (Uh-huh?), you’re gonna have to Do the Urkel. (No!!). So take this little Urkel finger… Dan: *laughs* You gotta fuckin get a (I got big beautiful hands!) I KNOW you do Dan! That’s partially why I love you. Now put a finger in there. Just one! Just one! Dan: I don’t like where this is going.
Arin: All right, don’t worry about this Dan. Don’t worry about this, this is chocolate (Okay). You’re gonna have to wear the Urkel glasses because you’re not allowed to see.
Dan: Oh no! Okay… Arin: Put ’em on. *laughs* Wherever your finger lands, that’s how many cards you have to discard from your bowtie.
Dan: Oh my god. (Yes.) Okay. I’m just gonna say one more time before we start that this is not stupid. Arin: One, two, three! *Beatboxes while talking …*
♪ Do the Urkel.
This is how the song goes.
I’ve seen Family Matters. ♪ Stop. All right. Take… Remove your glasses… (Ugh it’s really bright) and see how many…see, one!
Dan: One! I only lose one bowtie. (One bowtie part.) Wait a second… Ladies… *both laugh* Arin: Time for me to roll and figure out whose destiny lay ahead. I’m gonna choose Imitate Urkel. Dan: Okay. Arin: And guess what? (You have enough to win.) I’m gonna stop because I won the game if I can imitate Urkel real quick…
Dan: Wait, who’s the judge of this? Maybe Tucker judges it?
Arin: All right, well then you’re gonna have to judge this Urkel imitation right here. *Very sombre*
Did I do that? *both laugh* Dan: What do you think Tucker?
Tucker (off-screen): Here’s a real Urkel audio clip. Steve “Did I do that?” Urkel: Did I do that? Tucker (still off-screen): To be honest Arin, I thought you were gonna be good, but you know what? Today, you did a phenomenal impression of Urkel.
Dan: Wow… *laughs* Tucker: It was fucking incredible. Think Arin wins this time.
Dan: Ooooh ma- Mazal tov Arin! I’m happy for you bud. Arin! I WON!!! I WOOOON!!!! Dan: You should do the Urkel to celebrate.
Arin: I don’t know the Urkel (Okay.), but I’ll do a little dance. Put some music on baby! *Brooding music plays* Dan: *giggling* It’s so disturbing. Next time on the Game Grumps 10 Minute Power Hour. Oh god, it’s like a nightmare Tucker (off-screen): It’s like Silent Hill. Dan: It’s absolutely like Silent Hill. (OW!) Are you okay?