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Google Translation Fails Roast

Google Translation Fails Roast


You can tell Google translation failed because I ain’t cleaning nothing after I’m dead. How you going to expect folks to be dead as hell cleaning the table like… *Bruh* And the don’t even want your cooperation. They acting like debowed your whole business. “You dead yet? Thanks for your corporation, give me these.” First of all that’s the wrong “break”. But what type of brittle-ass walls do y’all be making for people just to be Hulk smashin’ through them. There’s going to be a fire on the second floor and people are going to be Luke Caging through the wall like: [*Video*] Oh Yeah! Now I’ve heard of those massage parlors with the happy ending, but they were a little more discreet about it. The only thing I saw was “Head Care” and “Horny Care” and y’all sold me I think I got two dollars around here somewhere. [*George Micheal – Careless Whisper*] You don’t gotta tell me twice to not sit on a crocodile. I’m trying to keep all of my limbs attached. What the fuck is going on right here? And why is the ice boy chicken-fighting the other bald dude? What is this sign supposed to be warning people about? Like the ice boy is taking his Kamasutra to the streets? Like is that supposed to be his leg or did his ding-a-ling pierce his entire body? I don’t even know what this one is trying to say. Like are slippery people crafty and they trying to unlock your safe? They got the security guard on slippery people watch. “So can you explain to me your last position?” “I was just out here watching the slip-and-slide folks, you know what I’m saying?” “Get Out!” So we’re going to assume that “Ban the March” means “Don’t walk here”, but y’all telling people to fall into the water carefully and (the) dude on the sign looks like Trevor from Fresh Prince. You can just tell that home-boy broke all types of bones on that fall. You ain’t ever had a grilled cheese until you had a grilled sexual harassment. Don’t ever be accepting “grilled sexual harassments” at the workplace. report it immediately. What would grilled sexual harassment entail? Like they sexually harass you and then turn your ass into a panini? Y’all taking cheating to the next level. My girl ain’t going to be out here drinking no type of whisky and ding-a-lings. “You want a whisky and who?” You better drink the molecules in the air because you ain’t about to make me look like a fool! Is this where you dispose of hazardous materials? Or are y’all like the Captain Planet of the garbage world? Like, I’ve heard of going green but y’all just made it seem like garbage is Satan. This sounds like the worst zoo ever. The name of the zoo is “You Thought”. If y’all don’t take this “R Kelly” ass sign out of here! The next time your girls says she don’t care whatever y’all eat… Get her a glass of “whatever”. You see, this is the type of coffee joint (that) I could see myself going to. No type of filter. So there is no smoking but y’all can be out here beating Moose. (Imitating Moose) So you just thought you could beat me and my kin huh? So you just the soldier boy of the wilderness. Talking all that mess… Catch these hooves playboy!

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LMAO! where these stores at because I need a place to get a pedicure,haircut, head, and a footjob done if you know what I mean

"Little married woman and young peeing boy. If you don't take this R. Kelly ass sign outta here."

LMAO I'M DECEASED.ο»Ώ

right when I said where is freshprinceyupp your video fully uploaded. I gave a shout out to your channel on mine hope it helped a little.

hey fresh do a roast yourself challenge video! you throw shade at everyone but not yourself i wanna see it. πŸ˜‚-cool nerd

I have been watching you for a while now I can't believe you are not at a million followers yet keep up the hard work it come

I don't normally laugh at videos like this, but I just spent this entire video laughing hysterically. I'm pretty sure my dad is wondering what is wrong with me. Thank you so much for all the hard work you do! Keep it up!

The "please do not sit on crocodile" is not a translation fail. The Thai text says not to sit on the crocodile as well.

You're the best man. I got a new job and my coworker is starting drama cause I did more in 1 month than she did in 5 years. You're videos always help me unwind, relax, and laugh my ass off. Can't wait for the next one

can you please change up that "drums please!" thing because it gets a little stupid after about a year and a half(and you have had that annoying sound for way longer) maybe change it to one of daft punk's songs as they are the best techno band in history, they composed the whole music track for tron legacy. the duo of musicians even have their own action figures and an anime movie from 2001 that functions as an hour long music video for their album "discovery"

"so you jus the soulja boy of the wilderness talkin all that mess. catch these hooves play boi" LMFAOOOOOOOOO I'M DEAD πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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