How Not to Get Mugged
How Not to Get Mugged. The streets can be rough. Don’t be this guy—a few simple precautions
will keep the muggers off your back. You will need Pockets Worn clothing and angry
glare. Step 1. Put away that iPod. Stick it in your pocket until you’re somewhere
safe. Step 2. If you carry a wallet, don’t keep it in
your back pocket. Instead, put it in a front pocket. Better still, keep money in your socks. Step 3. Instead of a pink polo, try a white T-shirt—with
stains. If you must wear expensive clothes, consider
buying a cheap jacket at a thrift store. Once you’re at your destination you can
throw it away. Step 4. Stop staring up at buildings like a tourist. Try to seem familiar with your environment. Periodically yell, “Benny! Where you at!” Step 5. Adopt an angry glare. If you’re having trouble looking mad, imagine
you just bought a used T.V. But when you got home and plugged it in, it
was broke. Step 6. While maintaining your angry glare, do your
best to project confidence. Like dogs, muggers can smell fear. Pretend that you’re a judo master, or that
you have retractable adamantium claws. Did you know Because of its tiny number of
residents, Vatican City has the highest per capita crime rate of any country in the world.
a black limousine stops in front of Benny
and then you come out and confront Benny
You:"Hey Benny, where the hell's my friggin' money!?"
Benny:"Look man, I'll give it to you when I get it!"
you snap your fingers and three guys in tuxedos come out with Thompson machine guns
what happen's next?
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Really?
HowToBasic is better
Better yet be beware of your surroundings and conceal carry.
Step 1 – Stay Inside.
Step 1. If a guy mugs you shoot them
Did you know muggers mug
So this is where it all began.
Why am I still watching in 2015?
or you could y'know, carry a weapon in open view. who cares how the guy is acting. who are you gonna rob? an armed tourist or an unarmed local?
Step 1 : stay inside
Step 1: stay out of the hood
Well… I'm a shark I found Internet
A white mugger? C'mon be realistic in your video.
Step 1 get a gun
or you can just cross the street that's what the white people in my naborhood do to me jk
do the pimp limp or better the kalza shiza
ay ohh ayoh
Is it just me or does this guy sound like a character from a mobster movie?
BENNY WERE YOU AT
How to not get mugged.
U will need:
1. Some guns
2. More guns
3. Tattoos
4. A bad man walk
Did u know that guns are expensive?
Benny, where you at!?
Who narrated this? Fat tony?
step 1: get a 45 pistol.
step 2:get a .500 magnum revolver
step 3: get 200 rounds for each.
step 4: point and blow them to bits
step 5: claim self defense.
step 6: have a dam good criminal lawyer.
step 7: sleep tight at night.
Benny where you at ?
I accidentally said Sally instead of benny and….I got robbed
Step one: Don't be White…
dammm just look like a homeless and dont shower..
Step 1: Acquire a pocket knife or legal firearm
Benny! Where you at? XD
cute guy
Wtf man. Lmao
BENNY WHERE U AT??
Step 1: Be a Female (Hopeful during PMS or on your period).
Step 2: Were a hoodie that is white or a dark color.
Step 3: Have a pocket knife, etc.
Step 4: Carry your things in a purse or bag or the pockets on the hoodie.
Step 5: If anyone tries anything suspicious get that glare going! If they haven't left you alone by now, slightly pull out the pocket knife when they are close with a death grip on the knife.
The first HowCast Video !
Oi Why Ma Boss Vinny Workin Fer Dis Ere Howcast
Why throw away the jacket and not use it again for the same or a different purpose?
I yelled "Benny where you at?" And a homeless guy came up and mugged me
235 Muggers disliked this!
Benny where ya at?
235 muggers disliked this video.
this won't work.
Im a mugger…thanks
It's all easy when your part of the Italian Mafia
When a mugger runs up to you, let him take your money and then shoot him to get it back. God help you if you're in your car. The mugger will most likely drive off in it, and then you'll have to blow it up and then pay the insurance.
"Benny, where you at?"
XD
lol lol
If I thought that I had brought a broken television I would be 😂
When The Narrative Is Italian Loan Shark
Step 1. Don't carry any electronics.
Step 2. Wear old clothes.
I yelled benny where you at and some old guy came up to me and tried to mug me but I said m8 better step back i did 1 class in karate when I was 7
narrated by your local mafioso
Who's gonna wear SOMIN with stains
i still find it amazing how they havent changed the logo after all these years
Howcast? where you at?
1) Don't carry around a mug.
2) Never, ever leave the house.
The Narrator sounds like he's out of a 1950s gangster movie.
Step 1: close your legs
I can't believe an actual company makes these videos
Step one don't get mugged
IS THAT VINNY FROM FAMILY GUY?!?!?!
This video was made a few months after I was born
This was the first ever Howcast video ever published.
I like the way this guy talks
This is the first howcast video
Sounds like the mafia boss from the simpsons
Cool Teenager:YOU'RE GETTING MUGGED KID!
Kid:No! You're getting mugged!
Cool Teenager:AHHH HOW DOES THAT NOT EVEN WORK?!
Is it a joke hahahahaah 😂
who's watching this in 2018?
Get a taser or pepper spray
What if you getting mugged by Omar?
Dude it’s been 10 years
Danm 10 years later………
Is this a joke
Wait.. Where's Benny?
step 1: don't carry a mug
Why does the narrator sound like an italian mob capo?
I doubt tyler1 can be mugged
is this guy Slavic?
Ahhh… your first video
I was 1 when did was published!😂
Pockets? But I’m a girl
Howcast is dying, but it's still moving somehow, I think its a zombie.
2018?
What is this ?
of course he's Italian lmao
Thank you Kanye very cool
my story for english class has a rabbit named Benny
For people who have to wear suits
*Put your tie in your pocket or bag during your commute
*Bring a sweater to wear over your clothes and put it in your bag when you get to your destination
*Wear running shoes during your commute and change them at your destination
*Put your suit jacket into your bag during your commute
anyone from 2019?
So you just go incognito that’s it
Carry a weapon?
Broken tv’s in a Nutshell!
Wtf that took a lot of scrolling
Love him such a great artist
2019 anyone? Lol
Why does the narrator sound like AI Capone
Okay… that voice tho
echt een kut filmpje maak betere hond
I miss these