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How to Start Your Own Country – Epic How To

How to Start Your Own Country – Epic How To


If You’ve Ever Read about the Founding Fathers and Thought,Hoaahhh? That Could Be me Well good News Compadre We couldn’t agree With you more? so, we’re About to show you how you Can start your very Own Country because this Is Epic out to Epic How To Now before You go off and Name Yourself King or Queen of I’m super coolest an or joe Bereta Is awesome Vania you need to know the Rules of Starting your Own Country It May Seem counterintuitive for you to have to follow the rules when Forming A nation but These are the Guidelines Recognized by international Organizations for you to be Formally Recognized as a Nation Without that you’re Just Another Crazy Person Living in the Woods A New Country Must Have 3 Things 1 A clearly defined Territory There doesn’t Seem to be any Minimum Size for this the Vatican City for Instance is Only TWo-Tenths of A square mile Or about 13 Acres Which Is Over 100 Times Smaller than the Island of Manhattan Second You must have a permanent Population again no Minimums here have been Set the Pitcairn Islands now Have Less Than 50 People Living on Them 50 They Can fit the entire Nation’s Population on a school bus Lastly you must have a government Capable of interacting With other States This one Is a little Tougher to define as you Essentially need to Be recognized as A Nation in Order to Interact With other Nations but you’re Already a Nation if You Already Interact With other Nations so Here’s Hope and Portugal Owes you a favor but Where are you gonna get This Land you Have Basically two Options Claim Land that has Never Been Claimed or? Take Over Existing Territory You might Hope that you Can find an Island but it has to be super Isolated According to International law Nations Owned the Sea for the first 12 Miles out from the coast so if you’re Close Enough to another Nation your Island is Already Claimed besides at this Point Pretty much everything has Been Claimed as far as We know and Satellite Imagery has Found every last? Island on Earth and Someone Already Called Dibs on Holiday Now Many People Have Tried to get Around These laws One Eccentric millionaire Michael oliver Tried to create his Own Island Nation Literally in 1972 He Started The republic Minerva When he Claimed the Minerva Reefs Which We Should Mention are under Water most of the Time he Paid to have Sand Shipped in From Australia And dumped on the Reefs in Hopes of Building them Into a permanent Island Where he Could set up his Idea of a libertarian Utopia It was going Swimmingly until he Sent out Letters to his New Neighbors who Decided They Didn’t like Where This Was going the King of Tonga Proclaimed the Reefs belonged to his Nation and he Was backed by a Conference of South Pacific States he totes Sent Troops to invade the Reefs and sent the Crazy Millionaires Back to Where They Came from Millionaire Land From Time to Time A group of Mercenaries Will Try to Take over an Island Which Is something that happens in fact the Island Nation of Comoros has Had Twenty Coup attempts Since Declaring Independence From France in 1975 but We don’t recommend that because it tends to end in A hail of Bullets and That’s that’s not good for Anybody Fun fact the most Successful attempt at Creating an Island Micronation is sea Land during World war Two England built several Concrete fortresses in International Waters as an Early Warning Post for nazi Invasions Some of These were Left Standing after the war and in 1966 Roy Bates and his Family Claimed One of These fortresses for Themselves Their original Plan Was to Broadcast a Pirate Radio Station but Debate Soon Decided to Claim the Fortress under The Terms of Paranoia’s Saying if no one Else Claimed it then They Would and Thus Began The Government of Sealand And Here’s The Crazy Part Because They’re Outside of England’s Territorial Waters British Judges Decided They have no Jurisdiction over Sea Land and now Recognise it as its Own Country The Platform Is Only ten Thousand Square feet About 1/5 of A football Field so it’s not much of a Nation but A nation nonetheless You can Get A Passport and everything it’s crazy so what’s your best Bet To find your Own Terra Nullius? Well There’s A small Stretch of Desert between egypt and Sudan Claimed by neither Country Mostly Because it’s an Arid Sandy Wasteland with no naps Resources and No Infrastructure However This Land Has Recently Been Claimed by Jeremiah Heaton of Virginia Who is Currently Working on official Recognition by egypt Sudan and The African Union the Reason Jeremiah Is Creating his Own? Nation Is so that he Can Officially Named his Daughter Princess Emily and That’s Adorbs if he Gets it then that Patch of dirt is Officially off the table however There’s Actually A Huge amount of Land that Remains Pretty much Unclaimed by any Nation It’s called Marie Byrd Land and it Consists, of Six Hundred and Twenty Thousand Square Miles of Antarctica so while Most of the Continent has Been Planed and The u.s. Reserved The Right to assert a claim later in A 1959 Treaty the Land has Never Officially Been Claimed so if You want it’s Yours for the taking We should warn you Though that the highest Temperature reached during the Peak of summer IS 14 degrees Fahrenheit So you’re Gonna want to invest in a parka Maybe Two so Make your Own Flag and get some Friends and Sailed due South to you hit a lot Of Ice then it’s Just a small Matter of Drafting a Constitution Creating an Economy and Being Recognized by the un you know the Easy Stuff will cover it Someday Thanks for Watching and don’t Forget to leave more Suggestions in the Comments Below as always I’m Joe Bereta and This has Been Epic how To Let Us know what Top if You guys Think, We should Break Down next in The Comments Below and don’t forget to subscribe you

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How to make your nation popular
1:make a nation
2:make free wifi
3: watch and learn

edit:thanks for the likes

Okay, lets make a fantasy micronation:

Name: Luckyia
Population: 2076
Provinces: 3 (Divided into 10 Departments and 76 Towns)
Capital: Kyua
Size: 547 Square Kilometers
Average Population Per Town: 30
Population of Capital: 344
Location: Southern Europe, Between Greece and North Makedonia

US: The United States of America has officially recognized your nation.

Me: YEIII

next day

Person: Sir, you have failed to pay the rent for your house. You must leave.

Me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

My Micronation (based on THERUSSIAN1268's format.)

Territories: 2
Mainland: Sterling Gate
Population: 16
Name: The 3rd Sterling Gate Empire
Language: English, Japanese, German
King of The New Dardoian Territory: Me. Queen of the Old Sterling Territory: One of my neighbors who I must not name.
Capital: Apricot, The New Dardowian Territory
Created: 2016 if you count the first Sterling Empire, 2019 if you count the latest.
Military: All citizens in reserves, Each has either a Nerf Retaliator or Strongarm, Officers have swords and Pistols..
Religion: Christianity.
Type: Joint Monarchy.

Thanks for the Inspiration, THERUSSIAN1268.

I declare independence as a republic country.
Name:Kolinesia
Population:4
Area:Maybe one square kilometers
President:me
Military:sticky sticks
Goverment:No lol

Population:10
Capital:backyard
Provinces:my room, backyard
Army:10 nerf guns or more, two sisters, a virus on my pc, spud gun, bees.
Communication:Pc (virus), Xbox ( I’m getting a 1X)
At war with: my parents

im mini poland…….

i have 5 nerf bullets, 2 water guns, 1 millitary trooper.
:< me cant into space…

I have always wondered if a bit of ocean that cannot be claimed by anybody could become dragonia tye first place with anti global warming stuff made by half animal half human people the last place on earth that will survive global warming middle finger to you trump fart of murica! 😂

I have the fascist Dictatorship of Austonia
Population:4
Military:7 nerf guns but we ran out of funding for the military so there are no bullets,And some fake swords.
Main Religion:25% Atheist. 75% Christian.
Ideology:Fascism
Dictator:Me
Army:My dog
Founded:2016
Wars:4

My country

Name: Ambeznia
Population: 30
Capital: Skri (The bed)
King: Me
Royal House: House of Skriki
Language: English
Denonym: Ambenti
Military Size: 12
Arsenal: 6 Nerf Guns, 1 toy knife, 2 toy axes, 2 toy grenades, 1 bike
Economy: 12700-ish Ambenti Pounds (or 40-ish dollars canadian)
Religion: Stuffed Animal
Type: Absolute Monarchy

Like to join me!

(If you want to be an ally, please comment saying you want to)

Country: Homeistan.
Ideology: Democracy.
Population: 4.
Military: Tons of Nerf guns and 1 bibi gun.
Land: My house and backyard.
Economy: $6500.
Language: English.
President: Me.
Currency: American dollars and cents.
Religion: None.

Hello from the Official Channel of the Grand Republic of Cycoldia. Ruled by Summi Imperator of Cycoldia Christopher I of Cycoldia.

you never know, if a volcano forms a new island far away enough from a country's coast, after a few hundred years when dirt starts to form so it can become habitable enough to grow food and survive. after that it's just a matter of getting to the island and claiming it. while it's a long shot and would take a long to for this to happen it's possible

My Micronations

Countries: Bahonia Democratic Makhro
Population: 1,453,900
Area: 202,87,8km
Language: French, Arabic
Province: 32
Capital: Kurdisgana
Capital Population: 12,009
Capital Area: 459km

My Micronations [Part Two]

Countries: Dexalare
Population: 569,543,906
Area: 41,890,86km
Language: English, Malagasy, German
Province: 18
Capital: Devan City
Capital Population: 14,320
Capital Area: 342,9km

MY CONTRY

NAME / REPUBLIC OF CLOZICSTAN

LANGUAGES / ARABIC / CLOZICSTANIAN / ENGLISH

President / ME

Capital / my pillow

CURRENCY / BITCOINS

Name: new Russia
Main land: hill in backyard
States: 3 (stone, fort Russia and brumilfin)
Enemy’s: Brumilfin
Army: 2 Spears 5 active personnel 7 reserves
Allies: dofinsmerk

My country

Name: Islamic Empire

Flag: red,blue,orange,yellow, and muslim flag in the midle

Territory: Big as Byzantine Empire and it has all the midle east

Leader: Me

Government: Monarchy and Republic

Allies: Russia,Brazil,China,India and Yugoslavia and U.S.F (United States oh Africa)

Satelit states/puppet states: Libya-Egypt Commonwealth,Morocco-Spain Commonwealth and finally Italy

Enemies: the entire N.A.T.O

Recognised in 2021 by: Russia

Capital: Constantinople/Instanbul.

Army: 8000 thousand oh soldiers available

Military vehicle's: 18 SU-35 figher jets and 80 T-14 armata tanks and 150 Ford F1500 pick ups with vulcan minigun attached and 800 buses available to carry soldiers to the battlefield and 100 remodernized Bismarck battleships and 67 S4000 launcher's and 400 bombardiers by Boening and 800 artillery.

Economical rank: 2nd

Military rank: 3th

And also i have nukes :))

My own country
Name:Sanian Federation
Native Name:Sanietskii Federatskii
Full Name:Sanianese Monarchic Federal Republic
Native Full Name:Fedeido-le-xi-Monarçiãi-no-Respulik Saneiskaiya

My Country

Population: ?
Name: Kerolia
Language:Russian,Croatian,English
Form:Duchy
Tsar:me
Capital:Kalin
Religion:Balkan Orthodox Cristianity
Location:Balkan Croatian Islands

My Micronation

Territories: 1
Mainland: Bedroom
Population:1
Name: The Convenienceist Constitutional Monarchy of Union
Language: English
High King: Me
Capital: Union
Military: My brother, two Nerf Guns and two Drones
Power Rank: 196
Religion: Mixed
Type: Convenienceist Constitutional Monarchy
Currency: Union (100 Unitys)
Main Industry: Indie Game Publishing

Like for Citizenship.

Republic Of Davey Land
Capital: Me Ass
Languege: Chewbacca/English
Religion: The Force
goverment: Unitary State
Leader: King Davey 1
Population: 1- who ever likes
Currency: Love
Export Product: Poop

Country: Bedroomia
Ideology: National Socialist Dictatorship
Military: 15 teddy bears and 50 lego people. We have 30 combat tanks
Airforce: 5 planes
Navy:25 warships and 1 Battleship, the HMS Pillow
Economy: £10
Language: English

My state
President :me
Army : woden spear And 1 soldier
Type :komunist And democratic
Land :small 3×4m
Population :4 people
Many :24 rubles

My country: Republic of Monara
Area: My Bedroom.
Government: Democracy
Economy: £73
Defensive Budget: £3
Population: 5: like to become a citizen
President: Me
Army: 132 green army men, 12 Lego soldiers 1 teddy bear, A toy tank and a robot.
Air Force: 5 paper airplanes
Navy: 1 pirate ship
At war with the Kingdom if Sister Roomia

I declare my shoebox the empire of mecaderpia. The population is how many people like this and all the bacteria. The language is onoghifta (my own) and the letter format is related to Greek. The national animal is the hug ( a mix of pug and husky, no joke look it up) the national tree is the rainbow eucoliptis tree. The location is portable since it's a shoe box, the leading family is the gikas family, starting from Stephenos Gikas who was from 1883 to 1957 and while the oficial senior branch is John gikas 1920 to 2015, the head of the empire goes through Ted gikas, 1931 and is still alive, and the emperor is me, Ted Latif Gikas, 2008 to well, still living. The milatry is 3 spoon catapults, and one emergency hacky sack, and 1 milatry personel so far but you can sign up and rise our magnificent empire by telling me in the comments. The currency is the American dollar (4 now). As of right now I am going to ask for recognition from the UN and ask to join it. Wish me good luck to be a great empire and see. You. On the news.

My country

Name: Backyardia
Capital: Tree
Languages: English, Gibberish, Backyardian
Continent: … Earth
President: Leaf Bush
Population:
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My country

Teritory: fatroom 2

Capital: gaming console
Languages: russian-english , english, farminan and gibrish
Population: 4

King 👑 : me

Funny. Probably could do this all with a follow-up
informative video direct-link. What is IOT ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSIPNhOiMoE

I claim my room as my own land and my and my parents living room as states! My country is called..

P O O P O O L A N D. And that states are called north and south Poopy-Ville.

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