Hey! We are coming to you live
from Murr’s punishment, where he’s going to have to take
out a roller-derby professional. [ Indistinct shouting ] Sal: That’s right. In every lap that he does not
take out someone, we are going to use
his computer to send an e-mail
from his account. And once an e-mail
has been sent, he cannot negate it,
he cannot apologize for it. That e-mail stands. Are you ready,
Murr? No! [ Whistle blows ] Go ahead,
buddy. Get out there,
pal! Let’s get
a round of applause. Let’s get a round of applause at
the Dirty Jersey Roller Derby. Here they come! One more lap, and the first
e-mail gets sent, buddy. So I would, uh — Check someone,
Murr. Q: Check ’em, dude!
Check ’em! There you go,
Murr. Here we go. Murray’s approaching
from the rear. Here he goes! Oh! Get to the box,
Murr! That’s a failure. Oh, come on! You went around,
but you didn’t check anyone. Them’s the rules. There you go. All righty,
Murray. This is e-mail that we’re now
sending Carsen, your assistant. “Hey, Carsen….” And that is for a home
massage chair off of Amazon, one for each of us,
my friend. How much
are these chairs? They’re, uh,
$1,400 each. Yeah,
they’re $1,400 each. Murr: Come on! Sal:
And there you go! Sent!
Boom! [ Whistle blows ] Oh, here we go again. Who are they booing at? Oh, geez. What the hell was that? They’re showing off. Sal: Oh,
I like this taunting. Murr,
check someone! I can’t! Oh! That is not — You need speed,
Murr. [ Laughter ] You can’t win! Murray’s afraid of them
and trying to grab them. Yes!
Look at her! Oh! Oh! Hell of a try
that round, Murr! To the box! So, we’re gonna go
to his sent e-mails, and then follow up on something
he’s already e-mailed. Come on.
Okay, who’s Todd [Bleep] My lawyer
for my will. All:
Your lawyer for your will? Perfect. There’s somebody
we wanna talk to! Start it out
on a cas. “Yo, Toddster…” What? Oh, come on. [ Laughter ] And send.
Send! Oh, and the e-mail responses,
by the way, are coming back in! Yes! Your assistant
has written back… Thanks for the massage chair,
man. [ Laughter ] There he goes.
You gotta get serious. The next one’s tough. [ Cheers and applause ] Oh, the crowd has turned!
They’re rooting for Murray! There he goes! He’s picking up speed. There he goes!
Go, hit her! Oh!
Oh! You almost had her!
You almost had her! You got deep! Go it for it, Murr,
you got speed now. Take her out!
Oh! He’s done it! James Murray
has done it! Oh!
Congratulations! We’re proud of you. I’m not. [ Grunting ] [ Laughter ] Thank you for coming out,
ladies and gentlemen. We’ve been
the Impractical Jokers. ♪♪