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lizzy’s laughing in her sleep she’s dead asleep chris is like what the fuck dude she’s dead asleep right now she’s fucking the weirdest like sleep talker and I don’t know Lizzie you’re sleeping look I swear to god guys she’s gotta sleep Lizzie or sleeping I’ve never seen something laughs in the fucking sleep but she does what happened okay why is he just staring at me like that you were sleeping and you were fucking laughing what you’re laughing while you were sleeping I’m dumb I do lying to me okay I’m going to show you the fucking video Eddie you’re sleeping Dean everything oh oh it’s not fucking weird and I’m still smiling mealtime isn’t that weird I don’t remember my dream like I don’t remember what I was you know he smells thank you smart and he’s sleepy no started even look him up okay look you laughing you’re sleepy farts on this week what’s up guys how you guys doing today so we got big Nick over here yella came over to check out the dog he isn’t coming özil actually yours uncle Nick uncle Nick all right well me Nick and Lindsey are about to go get some breakfast at this place called the waffle we haven’t tried it yet but it looks pretty good oh I tried it oh you tried it is a good shine baby said I got it well I haven’t tried it yet that’s very good it doesn’t close at 4:00 p.m. okay that’s how you know it what are you trying to do buddy chewing on next fingers wake up this morning I see this it says suck me bitch without you why I draw the vein now yeah you’re missing the hairs are veins these are pubes no but these are veins these are veins this dog goes in when he eats he’s gonna devour this in literally two seconds like he just goes crazy looks like they finally moved that tree only time Nick will ever be faster than us breakfast lunch booze are you getting the booze in here before but oddly enough relic why does it smell like waffles in here maybe because it’s called the waffle plugins Elvis so I’m trying to figure out what I want to eat right now but here’s the thing like I could go with a breakfast sandwich but I feel like if you go to a place called the waffle you should definitely at least try a waffle for the first time being here so that’s what i’ma do I think I’m going to do the banana nut waffles I’m pretty live and Lizzie how many dads are dad dad no listen listen listen this is my actual dad okay but he changes his number so much but he will text me again from that number so I just see that dad 2 or 3 though I am oh yeah when you don’t know who your dad is I don’t know she’s talking about it like let’s never change this number yeah every single number stairs call your dad right now it’s going they’re calling how ironic hey that does look pretty fire what did you get I got trades de leche waffles what’s in that like yellow cake batter soccer’s and I got some peanut butter inside otherwise I just die how they cook a cream Nick I’m disappointed bro my rap you heiped me up for this place it’s not that great grout the baby to get a shitty ass fucking item yeah maybe that’s what it was I don’t know I didn’t like my choice at all maybe if I did get the breakfast sandwich I’d probably like that better or a different type of waffle I’m not sure the weight is good as running looks so funny I don’t know why this is so stiff he’s already learned how to jump off like put him down he keeps jumping off ready watch he’s gonna do it he wasn’t uncle Nick where she smiled for yet ah ha not here oh my god it’s far so bad yeah let me help you there go wow dude like he learned that so quick you remember how long it’s up Geo to learn the first time he did that I just don’t want to porn I was like what I just saw him ha it took Geo a couple months after we had him to learn that no the dog just farted I just picked them up and I put an extra Chris Chris like yeah why don’t why would you put a dog next to be that just farted yeah policy on Instagram they get Sheila hey nigger any coming in with them flora oh yeah dude his farts are so bad Jessica poopy food we all deserve the way Nick told us that he had a surprise in his bag let’s check it out everything he started using these for the first time a row I mean I use every day but you talk about I don’t even know what it is so that was a surprise for you guys so as you dont like ladders why’s him full of surprises lately he’s been pranking his friends you know got a new dive so I thought why not add on to the surprise you anyways fuck my tiny hands never find it what is that bro a blue wrap is that a balloon I mean glue em oh shit ha ha yeah that is sick I need more toys yes toy I’m gonna make it like a little man you know what’s the best part about like those sides of balloons yeah I’ll give you squirt some lotion at home bro they’re really like slippery do which is cool Nick just said he’s gonna hop over the couch he’s going to jump let’s do this so this seems to be in my comment section like literally almost every single day and everybody is curious to know if Chris is officially living with me in LA and that answer is no okay yes he is Chris is living with us officially so you guys will see him in the blogs all the time oh yeah we adopted this one over here yeah you know my parents are lovely so either you do one oh dear laughs what yeah how do you do your left I know how do you connect to it what my legs oh no what the chipmunk left bro I don’t know how he does it yeah what try it try it yeah you if you try it I’ll do it I don’t know how it does yeah you have to go see Tom first what the fuck I did it you gonna drag it out god I just hurt my ears what is that that’s not it for anybody that is curious the reason we haven’t taken vo outside yet is because he starts to get some of the shots like he’s not supposed to be around other dogs yet every time somebody’s to come over they have to wash their hands before he touches him we’re just trying to absolute best to try and make sure that he doesn’t get sick so we can’t bring him outside or anything right you have to wash my hands every single time I pet him even when I wake up I think it will be so hard I shower and they’re just looking up in video time to take a shower go to sleep but when I wake up myself wash my hands no I could live me so dirty so dirty yeah brother Barry got it so Lindsey went to the store we have to get Gio a new with be out with Danica again how the fuck do I keep doing that I keep calling the dogs Gio Emelec video okay Shay oh we have to get him a new bed yeah this one’s a lot cooler actually looking he pooped all over the other one that’s why I said he was a bad boy the other day we could just shit all over but you know he’s in a new environment it’s not really his fault can’t blame him he’s a little puppy he doesn’t know any better but Lizzie got him a bunch of toys I was like what the hell she got in so many you went all out Lizzie oh my god yo you remember the amount of toys that we got in the fan mail for Gio like how much people are going to start to do some Tris video a whole suitcase just to bring out here for feel big nick has been waiting for like the past hour and a half to go on a board ride but of course we can’t leave the dog alone by himself so with the whistle izzi got back but we’re gonna head out now any board right on the have fun I’m gonna miss it but whatever y’all I know one thing what this idea Varga do you want I’m just talking to you and feel another biggest bug bro you’ve learned lar Figgis fuck inspirational quote of the day no and honestly true and low-key true in smoke be careful if you guys ever come to LA watch some people out here you know here I have some one thing to say though it’s not la that makes it’s not LA I think it’s the environment the thing they think that they’re in LA to they change they get this persona that they have to be this and this in this minute right like a create people and then they fuckin it cause dr. butch is like we’re in a lie but we’re so we’re so people we were no no I know that but some people get this persona in their head I know exactly what you say but let’s get this board ride going son right so Chris is about to hit 200k on his Instagram refresh it boy go give Chris and follow that it’s the Stefan on Instagram good job alright so you guys may be wondering why is Christmas finger like this well he’s about to show you something innovative let’s see it Chris so I have my camera prop up on my scooter right now we’re gonna go on a little board ride but I’m going to do like a little tour around town for you guys but is this is actually pretty cool I’ve never done this before so I’ll try it out so that is what this rig is turn we looking like let’s go yeah I tried my best to do that I know it was definitely shaky but I’m on Chris’s board right now he’s got the scooter it’s hard for me to record on that thing so oh well oh my gosh that dog is huge what kind of dog is that Labradoodle Wow I don’t looks like we made the switch I feel like I’m always going to die on your hoverboard bro there’s something wrong with it hoverboards different it is different risked his life to get Nick’s phone like Nick’s phone drop in the middle of the road and Chris almost got hit by like three cars trying to get that I say before I look back I’m like shit I said I mean I’m falling off my board traffic talking at me I didn’t know why you stopped it up check my pocket my holy fuck where’s dawg thanks man oh yeah chris is trying to get some pictures right now he’s trying to get up on this thing it’s a little cool statue oh my gosh that dick is fuck it so pictures are success how you getting down go to that ledge right there you scared there we go come in bro did you walk into the wrong apartment do not use super fucking clothes bro oh my god I thought I told Chris the apartment number of Nick apartment and he told me a completely different number just like as clarification he texted me I was like no bro this is the correct one and then he was like fuck on the door right elegantly I just waited nobody knows we’re living in Atlantis and I was completely off oh my gosh that was the close hitting seventh floor first we’re all about to chill for a little bit place in zombies nick has the backwards-compatible old cold diddy so we’re gonna play zombies on this plugged up so it’s not working yeah I just let my HDMI and I’m too fucking close eating it too lazy not to plenty breath well good thing we have Chris here me unless no I do have a majesty really yeah ours are hairy I feel like sometimes I’m a little too vulgar in my videos and I apologize to any parents out there watching with their kids it’s pretty weird when like somebody comes up to me that’s a fan in public and they tell me they’re like 10 years old all right bro James I’m like she did I feel so bad I’m sorry I started fucking just bleep and not every all my toys yeah it’s just like like I don’t realize that when I’m recording so like it doesn’t really like trigger my brain like the type of audience that might be watching my videos because my audience ranges from all ages literally like I used this as an example to a lot of people because like for example I could be walking down Hollywood Boulevard and one block I walk down a ten-year-old kid might come up to me and tell me that he watches my videos all the time and then I walk another block down and like a 60 year old man comes off of me saying that he loves my videos so it’s such a wide range of audience that I don’t really think about the younger viewers so I am sorry for my vulgarity at times I want all answers door viewers yo sup this hey what’s going on do it tear them up every single ha ha ha you guys still can’t get it here my foot can help I knew you’re going to start fucking jacket off my site oh yeah Oh looky tap Mick’s going in right now look who just woke up what you dream about hey bud so fucking tired you need to wake up a blood buddy Nick get this fucking asshole off of the TV bro why do you always play the zoo shit what’s up dude this guy’s fuckin sucks bro come on then let’s go watch some other vloggers yeah this guy’s okay I’m finally up Nick is watching my vlog on his TV so I guess that’s weird right now you know honestly I came over here we’re gonna play some video games I got into like halfway through zombies and I’m like Chris Chris take the controller bro and I just talked and passed out he did not want to play but I made him take over and I pissed the hell out I’m so tired but I needed that sleep I told you guys that’s like I just need like one day one or two days out of the week where I just passed out for like an hour – okay so I haven’t done one of these in a while bro so no we’re guys don’t yeah he’s right I’ll show em anything Oh P Franco like this is Chris vlogging behind the scenes okay I just approved you guys let me say weird shit off cam – we really do let’s go hurry up before dr. dick don’t ever tell another manual suckin dick in public you wait till your private setting to that Chris was just recording like every single thing I did and the one time I do something funny they turned to camera row though is this entire group of people like outside of my building and I just I just got completely Derek that I’m sorry they’re like confused and I just screamed at the top of my lungs and they all jumped up he’s still laughing about it and then what happened was I was like oh I was riding my scooter like this right everything’s happening right now I fuckin heard it just broke good on rides like that and like I guess this lady couldn’t see me so I’m fucking high I’m just going by and play to the left of me and I scream I’m like wow and she’s fucking which is growing really just like that Oh gross friend delivery watch this shit what happened here it literally broke yeah should I greet all over me we make yes you guys a question so Chris just started doing this now the way he is vlogging right now is almost the same thing as it’s like I was on a TV show and people recording me would you guys want to see some clips like this where it’s kind of like behind the scenes but just like ox just doing what we do normally honestly obviously it’ll be caught up with like the funniest part or not going to just be like oh here’s me riding a fucking board for a ten-minute radio what this is my water bottle let’s really kidding the crew take it aboard ride right oh when she doesn’t land again nice expression on this scooter right and we’ll be like Jews for as this girl introduced me is she’s like fuck – fucking brush like dust yeah bro I told him she was like she was like 35 feel like that really girly chlorine oh honey I’m home how are you today i smoke the weed blaze it 420 bro did you miss that shit would you – no she I doesn’t like this fucking watering visit door head first all right so I know I haven’t been home like majority today I’m sure my little baby misses me so we’re all right so I was actually gonna do a joke about this dogs gonna die long I know I haven’t been home all day I haven’t seen my baby I was gonna go reach to pick him up and I was going to turn around a picnic up but uh it doesn’t look like Lizzie kind of ruined the joke – it’s all good funny I think that’s how it did make it funnier to be honest brother take me Jesus take the leaves by my car you’re so cute yeah man well I couldn’t even cook my food without him crying for me – oh I thought you were gonna tell me it shit all over my was like so we kind of got a problem um he just started climbing on the edge of the couch anyway while they were all gone it in film it I was cooking food in the entire time he was in here watching me like like take me out so I had in my left arm cooking like this he’s grown an attachment it ready all right I think it’s so crazy how comfortable this dog is like now I’ve had a couple dogs before and they they just may in a corner like they they haven’t ever been like just comfortable this quickly why can’t I get this no I brought you here today Chris and we need to figure out a plan you know what that plan is let’s look we need a plan on how to get more viewers on YouTube and I think I got it we take any guesses no it is not sucking dick for free man boobs we tried that it’s worked in the past not anymore I’m out of options fruit ninja was key you know else we need to do place your neck off I would be dead I would be fucking dead no we need something else what can I cut off that you know like I like I said yes but no get it I’ll get it restricted so I came up with a plan alright so since my leg is pretty much fucked up already want me to cut that off I’m down eyes up oh ok so are you ready numb the pain numb the pain how the fuck is that gonna work on the pain scalpel can you please calm down fucking does my dick bear okay if you guys don’t know what we’re talking about right now the reason we’re joking about like am be hitting my foot is because the other day I twisted it really really bad and honestly I thought it was a little bit fractured at first but I’m not a hundred percent entirely sure if you guys can see there is like bruising all around my toes I don’t know how that happened to be honest because it did happen on the side like that screws pretty badly and then on this side it’s bruised right there as well so I’m not really sure a lot of people are commenting my video saying I should still get it checked out because I haven’t gotten to checked out yet because it could be fractured possibly but I don’t know like these past couple days it’s definitely thought a lot better for me to actually walk on so I’m not entirely sure if I should get it checked out or not right now just there’s really really bad bruising one way for you we’re gonna do what open the door go this is why you have advantages in the world go by the other way wait oh they’re closed ah the employees just looking at is Darren and he’s like he’s like yeah motherfuckers you ain’t coming in here let’s go alright so that didn’t work out that place is closed so I think we’re going over kitchen 24 right now we’re doing ah all right so Chris has only been here one time before in the last time he came here he had pesto and yogi would you guys know I get like every single time it’s super super good so he’s going to get that again this time pretty good that’s going to be the only thing about vlogging is especially when you’re carrying around a huge camera which I am right now people look at you and give you the weirdest look like what the fuck is this dude doing when they don’t understand it what is that a sugar packet he’s always just trying to stick random objects in my ear this is so insane he owes accounts about to hit 200k today that isn’t he literally made this account yesterday he’s about to bend you and followers Chris tonight that’s in six tonight Chris reaction was just so funny so he asked for a salad and we got the salad and the ones away just walk away what the funk exists what is that I told you bread listen Ally it’s not like the challenge of used to this is a salad I’ll tell you what the fuck about you so what rock hang at means we pound according Mick just reported he threw a bunch of shit at bay as did I look up I’m like where did that come from like I knew it came from him but there’s this funny yeah you’re lucky that’s my blind eye adventure what is that flying again I feel the fourth day probably close – so we just wrapped up dinner we’re gonna head back home now hey I nixed how you gonna say goodbye to vlog there’s only light way I’m gonna say that shit and by the speeds motherfuckers yo he hit 200k oh my gosh Chris how do you feel about that I feel that a dog is catching up to you and Instagram followers I’m happy for dog very happy but that that just like my vlog because that’s literally some boy but but what but two days no two days you gotta get a help Chris everybody go follow Chris yeah I baby oh good you want to say the outro for the vlog know you’re walking away alright guys well if that is going to wrap up today’s vlog I hope you guys enjoyed if you did please hit that thumbs up on don’t forget to turn on my post notification so you never miss a new video and we’ll see you guys next time peace if you guys are interested in any of our 210 merchandise make sure to click the link down below the very top of scription check it out over there make sure to hit that subscribe button and turn on my post notifications and you haven’t already make sure to check out now 10 video as well you might be inclined and somebody not


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