What a sensational day to transport industrial equipment. These fellas on the boat are looking to borrow their neighbors excavator. Which is fucken great. I wish I had a neighbor with an excavator. I’d borrow that shit all the time. You could build your own swimming pool on the weekend. Imagine that Yeah nah, my neighbors don’t have anything good to borrow. bunch of fucken povo wankers the only problem here Is that an excavator is quite cumbersome I think their strategy so far to get it on the rickety boat is good I’m sure they know what they’re doing Yeah of course they do if you’re the proud owner of an excavator you definitely know the best ways to transport it no one buys an excavator and takes unnecessary risks with it No way, Jose. this bloody thing is more expensive than a Tesla. You’d look after it! You would look after it. Ahh hello! I don’t want to jump the gun, but! Maybe they underestimated the weight. I don’t think the bridge was engineered for heavy vehicles. There’s no sign up with the weight limit written on it. Ahhh shit! Yeah, nah it’s not the driver’s fault, there was no sign. Or the excavator’s fault. It’s the bloody dodgy bridge engineers’ look at all the men rush in to use their muscles. Do they even lift, bro? How much can these dickheads bench? They seem confident they can pull an excavator onto a boat. Fuck me Or maybe they’re hoping their massive balls can balance the weight. I definitely would have abandoned ship by now. No one wants to be like those idiots in Titanic. Who took ages to get to a lifeboat. And then just died. Ahh there we go! All the smart people are fleeing. The excavator driver is not giving up though. He’s got a fucken idea! Have a look at this idea! He’s gonna use the bucket, AS A CLAW!!!!! And drag the bloody thing onto dry land. Oh, Wow!! It’s a creative idea. I reckon they’re in need of pragmatic ideas, but the creative ones are entertaining. Nah It’s not going to work. The driver says fuck this, I don’t even have a licence. And he manages to get out alive. That’s not a bad outcome! They had a crack, They gave it a fair dinkum crack, No one can take that away from them. Unfortunately, I don’t think they’re going to be able to salvage anything here. They’ve lost the boat, the excavator. Their dignity. yup It’s all gone. The ocean has fucken swallowed it all. Oh well, No one said borrowing industrial equipment from your neighbor would be easy. Just bloody give the insurance company a ring, I reckon.