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Ozzy Man Reviews: WTF Happened in May 2017

Ozzy Man Reviews: WTF Happened in May 2017


Astonishing shit definitely happened
during May. I’m personally happy because it started to look like we’re living in a sci-fi movie. It’s about fucking time to be
honest. Labradors have taken over news
organisations. Humans put up very little resistance. She’s like “it’s doing a
better job than me”. People who believe the earth is flat made a comeback during May. I guess it’s as good a time as any for
this belief system to respawn. “Well I just got kicked out of Starbucks for
asking NASA employee questions” Kev Spacey and Gordo Ramsey had a swear off but the whole thing was fucking censored.That makes these wankers
fucking amateurs when you fucking think about it. You’re not a fucking king of swearing if you let a bunch of dickheads and fuckwits censor you. Fuck that to hell and back! I have now ruined all bloody
advertising revenue for this fucking video. I don’t give a fuck can you’s all
support me on Patreon? Thanks, you cunts. The world has gone batshit crazy over
fidget spinners. I don’t get it and I’m old, this probably means I’m fucking scared of them overall I would prefer to see yo-yos with a brain trending. And I am more comfortable around hacky sacks. I don’t understand how hacky sacks have
gone out of fashion with young folk and give me a fucking Tamagotchi to feed
anytime bloody fidget spinners. You know what I want to see – a young person hobby horsing while using a fidget spinner. There’s Jake Paul. He’s like I have a
fancy watch and here’s my fancy car, My fuckin fancy car, look at my fancy car In all seriousness I’d like to give this bloke a big fuck yes for helping people
during the Manchester bombing. “Cos I’m homeless it doesn’t mean I haven’t got a heart and I’m not human still you know what I mean. They needed the help.” Coppers in Australia are now helping drunk people get to their bed. This could be a huge turning
point for civilisation. Police in China have been helping old people cross the road, so there is some good news out there from time to time. Overall I guess
the world is just full of the good, the bad and the ugly. oh yeah nah cheers for
watching the YouTube channel everyone I might be a bit late with the WTF
happened in June next month as I will be at VidCon in California and then I’m
going to do some road tripping across Canada but don’t panic I will get to it
in time Cheers

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fidget spinners are boring tho. i think i can understand why kids like em… but when they grow up, they're gonna look back, and think i was literally, the embodiment of cancer to even dribble one spin.

SHOTS FIRED AT JAKE PAUL nah nah nah mate jake and his team 0 team can go die we need more good music in australia

so if they think its flat how do they explain why you can go east and end up back at your starting point coming from the west? is it portals? please tell me they think its portals πŸ˜€

Spot the diffrance

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Road tripping in canada damn brother I could have shown you around and partyed with you, cheers keep up the awesome comentaries.

seems like some people didn't give a fuck enough and they fucked Β around and didn't work enough to pay the bills. TCTCTCTC

Yeah, being censored in a PR stunt literally no-one saw or gave a fuck about at the time is not really #1 on Kevin Spacey's worry list any longer….

Times have changed Kevin Spacey is a pedo and the homeless dude stole from the victims of the Manchester bombing

So that Manchester Bomb homeless crackhead ( 1:51 ) that everyone was wanking off for helping injured people has actually admitted he was actually robbing stuff from the injured people!

Unfortunately that homeless guy ain't the hero was made out to be. He got sent to jail for stealing phones and money from the victims he was trying to help.

the manchester bombing guy was later convicted of stealing the wallets of the dead and injured.

You do realise the homeless guy in Manchester was arrested, he wasn't helping. He was actually steeling peoples stuff.

0:40 Kevin Spacy is now a known sexual predator (although not formally charged still)
1:56 That homeless guy ended up being convicted for stealing from dead bodies in the same attack https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jan/03/homeless-man-hailed-as-manchester-bombing-hero-admits-thefts

Cheery May actually turned out kind of depressing

lol is that homeless guy giving it 'im still human' the same one who turned out to be robbing dead bodies/ injured people instead of helping?

Some police tried to help me to my bed while others tried to arrest me at the same time.

Kinda sums up the police really. Some are great. Some are fuckwits.

That homeless guy apparently was found guilty of stealing from the victims, might not have been him, do your own research please

teh nah earth is not flat nor round it is tbh triangle wit an eye in the middle u see if u have an apple phone go on ur calendar and go tovthe year 2038 and it has changed the months so yes illuminate confirmed

I’m really glad that you’re making fun of that douche bag j Paul! 🀣 I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bigger Tool in this universe! πŸ˜‚ I’m willing to bet money that sometime soon he’s gonna be on a televised court hearing for fucking a teenage minor or some fucked up shit like that! πŸ˜‰

Pretty sure the homeless guy in Manchester actually just stole the credit cards of the people who were dying. Maybe not such a good person after all.

Seriously stupidity. Earth isn't flat. Believing it is like believing the isis never killed anyone.

And the Tramp who helped folks at the Manchester πŸ’£ also went to court for stealing dead peoples purses.

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