Ryan: I’m a skateboarder! Matt: And I’m a cop. Both: And now we’re super best buds! Matt: We hang out every single day. Both: Skateboarding and guns! Ryan: He taught me to respect the law, Matt: And he taught me how to shred. Ryan: Staying up late! Matt: Stopping crimes. Both: We both like the movie Ted! Both: Skater Boy and Friendly Cop! Both: Having a really good time! Both: Rocking out! Both: Skating hard! Both: And putting an end to crime! Both: Two best friends, you’ll never guess, but we really truly Ryan: Are- [gunshot] [music stops] Ryan: AH Ryan: UAGH Ryan: OH NO Ryan: NO NO NOOO *Ryan panicks* J- J-J-Just kidding! [music resumes]
Ryan: Skater boy! Ryan: And friendly cop, Ryan: Who’s not really dead! Ryan: That’s the magic of Hollywood! Ryan: It was all just special effects! Ryan: Probably gonna skip outta town, but not for any reason at all! Ryan: By the way, I’m still alive, Ryan: And if I was dead, it’s not his fault! [Music] [Music cuts]
[Ryan falls] Tucker: [laughter] You all right?