I’m half white and half Filipino, that’s what I am… Which means my dad was in the military That’s not even a joke… That’s real shit A lot of soldiers were fighting for this country My dad was dating I’m his Purple Heart My dad would say borderline racist shit to me when I was […]
so you know hoverboards? I actually own one, its a beast though. it weighs 20 – 40 pounds I cant really remember, but! thats not the point, the point is just flat out hoverboards. so my friends all owned one before me but then, my beast came along on amazon one day and I was […]
– That’s all we ate, was rice. That’s the key to an Asian household. Rice. That shit is always cooking. There’s always a pot of rice cooking. The rice cooker’s always on. You could get locked in an Asian person’s house and all the lights are off, you can find the kitchen. (audience laughing) Just […]
What happened? You only like me when you’re hungry don’t you? more… more… more… more… What happened? Did your mama hit you?
Which way goes straight? The straight one. Thank you. Good afternoon! I still can’t really ride it. That’s why… Oh, my balls! Oh damn! I have to keep my torso up, because… You know how it hurts? Oh Jesus! Oh, my skin! My balls! It’s good that it’s at least cold. Can you hold my […]
I think I’m the weirdest intro ever You guys you might be wondering what these toys are behind them and I’m gonna show you a little bit really quick because you’ve never Seen these before cuz they don’t exist yet until today you guys these are the candy kids We’re gonna be doing lots of […]
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